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Old Oct 10, 2007, 02:38 PM // 14:38   #10081
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I don't hit girls Avari so sorry. And ya seriously, enough with such things about kisses. The only person I want to kiss is my girlfriend.
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Old Oct 10, 2007, 02:50 PM // 14:50   #10082
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yeaaaahhhh....I'll break Avari in half...know what I'm sayin...hell I'll even let her win the bet


I know its a crude joke I just couldn't help my self......
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Old Oct 10, 2007, 03:06 PM // 15:06   #10083
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I wanna go home, I had enough for today. But no!! it's only 4 o'clock!
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Old Oct 10, 2007, 03:44 PM // 15:44   #10084
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I wanna go home, I had enough for today. But no!! it's only 4 o'clock!
yeah its freaking 8:45 a.m. here consider your self lucky your at the end of your day.....
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Old Oct 10, 2007, 03:56 PM // 15:56   #10085
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Wheel of Morality turn turn turn...tell us the lesson we should learn
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Old Oct 10, 2007, 03:58 PM // 15:58   #10086
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morality is over rated...I mean sure it has it uses but whats the fun in being moral.
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Old Oct 10, 2007, 04:00 PM // 16:00   #10087
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Mor' Al? Is that a type of toothpaste? Oh, I get it... moral. You're silly.
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Old Oct 10, 2007, 04:04 PM // 16:04   #10088
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LIKE A FOX!!!....wait....that's not the way it goes is it??
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Old Oct 10, 2007, 04:08 PM // 16:08   #10089
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A game of strip poker sounds entertaining. At least for the person doing more of the watching than the removal of clothing.
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Old Oct 10, 2007, 04:17 PM // 16:17   #10090
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strip poker is fun if all the people youre playing with are "pretty". unforunately, that happens so infrequently its almost not worth it, boo
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Old Oct 10, 2007, 04:26 PM // 16:26   #10091
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if by "pretty" you mean girls....then yeah chicks never want to play strip poker unless they are about 3/4 of the way to F***ed Up-ville.

And even then you never get to finish the game because most of them pass out...BOOOO!!!!!!!
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Old Oct 10, 2007, 04:35 PM // 16:35   #10092
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What you don't like "Pretty" boys? How discriminate of you!
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Old Oct 10, 2007, 04:52 PM // 16:52   #10093
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Well if there was ever anything to be discriminate about its that.

There is just something about sitting at a table with a bunch of guys, playing poker for each other's clothes that is not appealing to me at all.
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Old Oct 10, 2007, 06:02 PM // 18:02   #10094
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I'm so very bored. Friday can't come soon enough.
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Old Oct 10, 2007, 06:05 PM // 18:05   #10095
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I totally agree with WarKaster, you need like 10 girls and maybe 2 or 3 guys. Being the only guy isn't bad. Also you make sure they have no idea how to play poker. Always goes well then. But again the problem remains that none of them want to play strip poker because they knew they will lose...
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Old Oct 10, 2007, 06:06 PM // 18:06   #10096
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What? 10 girls for every 2 guys? Well no wonder you can't get any of us to play with you.
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Old Oct 10, 2007, 06:10 PM // 18:10   #10097
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I totally agree with WarKaster, you need like 10 girls and maybe 2 or 3 guys. Being the only guy isn't bad. Also you make sure they have no idea how to play poker. Always goes well then. But again the problem remains that none of them want to play strip poker because they knew they will lose...
dude you better hope your GF doesn't read that post.....

and I'm not saying that everyone at the table should be girls except me (I know damn well that if there was such a thing as "Girl Repellent" it would have my face on the bottle) I'm just saying that when there are more girls than guys at the table it makes for a better time.

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Old Oct 10, 2007, 06:13 PM // 18:13   #10098
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i think strip poker was invented by some bi person. heteros that play are usually in a lose, lose, occasional win but mostly lose again situation.
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Old Oct 10, 2007, 06:20 PM // 18:20   #10099
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No 10 girls, and either 2 or 3 guys, as in 3 girls for every guy. Duh! And if she did she would just laugh because she would know I am joking. I have never played strip poker, nor do I feel a real need too.
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Old Oct 10, 2007, 06:36 PM // 18:36   #10100
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lets move beyond stripper poker and discuss something thats more in depth.

Like why the f*** does the internet radio station I'm listening to insist on playing mother f***ing John Mayer on my mother f***ing Classic Rock Channel!!

I apologize in advance for that Samuel Jackson moment....I just hate that douche bag so much......
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